Y'all know the story about the 'Dutch kid and the finger in the Dam'?
Look it up then!
That's what my heid is like most days!
There's just that little finger stuck in the hole of the dam, holding back the massive tide, the tide of depression.
And most days that little finger is doing it's job. It's a great finger, that little 'un.
But it's getting tired, and weary of holding back the mighty dam!
I fear it's gonna give up. Soon.
It nearly gave up tonight. But it has to stay strong, for fear of flooding.
It can only hold tight for so long though!
Beware of tidal floods!